Chemistry Jokes

The police would have caught the chemist who robbed the bank if only the bank security had scandium before

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The chemist who specializes in making soda is called a fizzy-cist

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The Japanese chemist’s favorite element when he was a kid was manga-nese

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The chemist did not want to publish his cringy chemistry joke on Facebook as he thought he would get a volatile reaction

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I was a very negative minded person before. Now I have started working out and having protons and feel absolutely fine!

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Carbon is the best friend of many of the other 117 elements. I think it’s due to the fact that carbon bonds very well with everyone!

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The acid was disliked by everyone. He was A-mean-o acid.

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The element which signifies that trees are going to shed their leaves is Gold because it’s Au-tumn!

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The chemistry professor couldn’t see what was inside the beaker as it was Mt (Meitnerium)

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My friend sneaked into the lab at night to steal some lithium. He denied doing any such thing, however, the camera didn’t Li.

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Students should always stop mass-ing around in the lab else they will spill chemicals over themselves

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The police arrested the man at the restaurant for throwing the salt. The police clarified that an a-salt took place!

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