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I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

I Think I Left The Bromine And Boron In The Cabinet

Posted On Aug 2nd 2016

BrB

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Things I Learned In Organic Chemistry

Things I Learned In Organic Chemistry

Posted On Jul 29th 2016

Interesting reactions Nomenclature Deadly compounds How to draw hexagons

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What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

What Did The Thermometer Say To The Graduated Cylinder?

Posted On Jul 26th 2016

A. At least I have a degree

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Helium Walks Into A Bar

Helium Walks Into A Bar

Posted On Jul 25th 2016

Bartender says, “We don’t serve noble gases here.” He does not react.

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2 Hydrogen Buffalo Plus 1 Oxygen Buffalo

2 Hydrogen Buffalo Plus 1 Oxygen Buffalo

Posted On Jul 21st 2016

equals 1 water buffalo.

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Sugar Cubed

Sugar Cubed

Posted On Jul 19th 2016

C12 H22 O11 (C12 H22 O11)3

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what do you call a clown who is in jail

What Do You Call A Clown Who Is In Jail?

Posted On Jul 14th 2016

A silicon

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a proton and a neutron are walking down the street

A Proton And A Neutron Are Walking Down The Street

Posted On Jul 13th 2016

A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. The proton says, “Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it.” The neutron says “Are you sure?” The proton replies “I’m positive.”

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what do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms

What Do Chemists Call A Benzene Ring With Iron Atoms Replacing The Carbon Atoms?

Posted On Jul 11th 2016

A. A ferrous wheel

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what element is a girls future best friend

What Element Is A Girl’s Future Best Friend?

Posted On Jul 7th 2016

Carbon

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