Jokes Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” The husband replied, “Calm down, honey. We’ll find a solution.” chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins One molar solution. Read More
Jokes What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Separation anxiety Read More
Jokes What kind of dogs do chemists have? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Laboratory Retrievers Read More
Jokes What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins 2 Na Read More
Jokes The little atom was a naughty boy who kept shouting at his little brother. So the father atom scolded him by saying, “You should never shout atom of your voice like that.” chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes The ice came up to the water and said, “I was water before it was cool.” chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes My wife is a scientist whose hobby is to take photographs. She clicks wonderful photons! chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes The interviewer for my chemistry teacher job asked me about my year of birth. I replied I was boron in 1994! chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes cmy professor told me that I needed to molecule my head chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes My bright chemist brother received his wedding photons quite late chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More
Jokes I wonder when a King or Queen burps, do we call it a noble gas? chemistryjokes2 years ago2 years ago01 mins Read More