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Sodium and chlorine were

Sodium and chlorine were married. One day, they divorced. Before leaving, chlorine stole an electron from sodium. Sodium didn’t care, he was like Na+ and stayed positive. Be more like sodium, be positive, and don’t steal electrons or you’ll be negatively charged!

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I don't trust atoms... I heard they

I don’t trust atoms… I heard they make up everything

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I froze myself to -273.1 degrees

I froze myself to -273.1 degrees Celsius… My friends were worried, but I’ll be 0K

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What's the matter? Everything.

What’s the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

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What do you call a clown in jail?

What do you call a clown in jail?

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A Silicon!

Why does a hamburger have less

Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?

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Because it’s in the ground state!

Why was the mole of oxygen

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?

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Because he got Avogadro’s number!

What weapon can you make from

What weapon can you make from Potassium, Nickel, and Iron?

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A KNiFe

How often does a chemist need

How often does a chemist need coffee?

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They need caffeine periodically.

What did the cat say after

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?

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MeOH MeOH

Why was the DJ called DJ

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?

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He was always breaking it down.

Are you full of beryllium, gold,

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

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Because you are BeAuTi-Full

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