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Why does a hamburger have less

Why does a hamburger have less energy than a steak?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because it’s in the ground state!

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Why was the mole of oxygen

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he left the singles bar?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because he got Avogadro’s number!

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What weapon can you make from

What weapon can you make from Potassium, Nickel, and Iron?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

A KNiFe

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How often does a chemist need

How often does a chemist need coffee?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They need caffeine periodically.

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What did the cat say after

What did the cat say after drinking methanol?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

MeOH MeOH

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Why was the DJ called DJ

Why was the DJ called DJ Enzyme?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

He was always breaking it down.

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Are you full of beryllium, gold,

Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Because you are BeAuTi-Full

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Why do chemists like nitrates so

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

They are cheaper than day rates.

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Florence Flask was getting ready

Florence Flask was getting ready for the opera. All of a sudden, she screamed: “Erlenmeyer, my joules! Somebody has stolen my joules!” The husband replied, “Calm down, honey. We’ll find a solution.”

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What do you call a tooth in a glass

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

One molar solution.

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What emotional disorder does a

What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Separation anxiety

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What kind of dogs do chemists

What kind of dogs do chemists have?

chemistryjokes4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

Laboratory Retrievers

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