Chemistry Jokes

We had the chemistry department athletic meet today. My friend was confident of winning the 100m race, but I warned him, “Victory is bromine!”

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The number of students in my chemistry class is tin

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Chemists favor nitrates because they are way more affordable than the day rates

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During the chemistry exam, my friend asked me whether I had some Sodium Hypobromite. I told him, “NaBrO”

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The chemists were disappointed because they thought they had the right solution to the experiment, but they were wrong!

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A photon went on a vacation, but he had no luggage. When asked why, he replied, “I carry light”

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My friend bought a special battery for a large sum of money. However, he now has to cell it at a much-reduced price!

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The seminar I attended today on coordinate chemistry among complexes was very boron!

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I never thought that plan for lunch with my chemist buddies was at neon today

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Oxygen wanted to date someone mature, so the other elements suggested that she should go carbon dating

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Wars are bad and should never take place. In today’s world, if there is a chemical war, everybody is going to sulfur!

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The cutest ion with a positive charge is a cation

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