Chemistry Jokes

My son is extremely naughty and always up to some sort of mischief. Angrily I told him, “I’m keeping my ion you”

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The authorities couldn’t put a shackle on forest fires, because the combustion was a chain reaction

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We can easily differentiate between a chemist and a plumber just by asking them to pronounce ‘unionized’

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When I went to the chemist’s shop, I asked the assistant about the drugs that can get rid of a viral infection. He replied, “Ammonia cleaner”

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The hard turning in the highways are the most oxidant prone area. So you should drive with caution

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Chemists and alcoholics have one thing in common, and that is they both view alcohol as part of the solution

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A plant owned by a chemist grows into being a chemist’s tree

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The hipster chemical scientist injured his hand, picking up the hot beaker because he did it before it was cool

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When Iron Man visited the amusement park, he went straight for his favorite ride – the ferrous wheel

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When performing an exothermic experiment, it’s okay to feel the heat!

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Believe it or not, alcohols are homogeneous solutions, but it would be better if you don’t mix them up!

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After the fight ensued between the two students on who would win the platinum prize for the chemistry quiz, the quizmaster commented that this was petty. The chemistry teacher corrected him and said, “No, it is Pt.”

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