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Where was infra-red light

Where was infra-red light discovered? Between the microwave and the visible

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What ionic compound goes great

What ionic compound goes great with cheese?

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Sodium Acetate

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Which anion has an intense dislike

Which anion has an intense dislike of itself?

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Sulfate

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What does a chemist call the

What does a chemist call the condition of having dry eyes?

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Ophthalmic anhydride

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What's the difference between a

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

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An electron

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Why shouldn’t you drink water

Why shouldn’t you drink water while studying?

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It decreases your concentration!

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What happens when Donald

What happens when Donald Trump meanders around the Queen’s Dinner?

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You get a pathway independent State Function

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Sodium and chlorine were

Sodium and chlorine were married. One day, they divorced. Before leaving, chlorine stole an electron from sodium. Sodium didn’t care, he was like Na+ and stayed positive. Be more like sodium, be positive, and don’t steal electrons or you’ll be negatively charged!

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I don't trust atoms... I heard they

I don’t trust atoms… I heard they make up everything

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I froze myself to -273.1 degrees

I froze myself to -273.1 degrees Celsius… My friends were worried, but I’ll be 0K

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What's the matter? Everything.

What’s the matter? Everything. Everything is matter.

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What do you call a clown in jail?

What do you call a clown in jail?

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A Silicon!

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