Chemistry Jokes

After the fight ensued between the two students on who would win the platinum prize for the chemistry quiz, the quizmaster commented that this was petty. The chemistry teacher corrected him and said, “No, it is Pt.”

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When you are stuck at a problem, try performing some chemical reactions. They are bond to give you solutions!

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A significant difference between physics jokes and chemistry jokes is that while physics jokes have more potential, chemistry jokes are periodically funny

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Chemists are often asked to work as disk jockeys in concerts and parties. I think it is because they can drop good bases!

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Avoid eating or biting elements in their raw state. They can leave a tungsten!

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The chemist was very sad. Although he was good at cooking compounds, unfortunately, he could never taste what he cooked!

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The stand-up comedian cracked some terrible chemistry jokes. He got a bad reaction from the audience

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The new student who joined our class said, “I was forced to choose chemistry as the other subjects argon”

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The only rodent which a chemist absolutely adores is Moles!

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When the vacation plan got canceled, the sad chemist said, “Without anion everything, things are bond to go wrong”

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Noble gases are the most carefree gases. They just don’t care to react to what others do!

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The comedian tanked at telling chemistry jokes at the show tonight because he was not in his element

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